People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature
Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.
Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.
Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.
I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.
I JUST REMEMBERED
BACCANO HAS A CHARACTER NAMED JACUZZI SPLOT
JACUZZI SPLOT
There are 3 kinds of tags on this post
Code Geass fans saying “that’s fair”
HxH/Death Note/Fate/JoJo fans informing me of terrible horrible names that perfectly prove my point and also deal psychic damage with every new addition
Baccano fans who are absolutely ready to throw hands with me
WH–
CHROLLOS ALT NAME IS THAT????
here’s some of my favorite nasuverse/fate westerner names
Bazett Fraga McRemitz
Waver Velvet
Jester Karture
Luviagelita Edelfelt
Fiore Forvedge Yggdmillennia
Karabo Frampton
Daybit Sem Void
Peperoncino Scandinavia (worth noting that he’s introduced and then they go “obviously that’s a fake name” as if that’s OBVIOUS in the same series that has the rest of these)
and the crown jewel of tsukihime: Nrvnsqr Chaos (pronounced Nero)
also arknights has a woman whose real name is Grace Arizona and i kind of hate that one
